May 17, 2005

Note to self, things to remember about being a lady

Don't open the foil top of a yoghurt after shaking it...Especially if you're wearing a black top
Remember Kris/Kross and to 'Jump Jump' when climbing into your SUV with a short skirt on, try to act nochalent when you fall off the seat cos you can't swing your legs up
Remember Diana when you climb out...swivel and slide out gracefully, not slither and laugh hysterically.

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